Little do our heroes know that a specter from their past is stalking them high above. After some good-natured brawling on the foredeck, the trio settled down to enjoy the cold, clear morning, and to wait for the sun to rise so that they could bait the fishing lines without sticking hooks through their fingers in the darkness. that is, after Olaf threatened to pick him up by the braids and throw him overboard. The argument was settled peacefully when Erik wisely sided with Olaf. Baleog wanted to do a little light plundering, Olaf felt like fishing. especially Olaf, who was thrilled to discover that his own journey had NOT been the most ridiculous one in the history of the village, after all.Įarly one fine Thor's-Day morning the three brothers set out together in their ship, the Ragnarok. He regained his memory after several knocks on the head, all self-inflicted whilst attempting to ram open a can of tuna: -KANG! KANG!- "Wait a minute! I'm not an iguana at all!" -KANG! KANG!- "Heeey, I'm Erik the Swift!" He swiped a ship and hurried home to the village, where he was warmly greeted by his brothers. In fact, Erik emptied his mind so thoroughly that he then spent months wandering around dazed and confused, sculpting fjords out of mashed potatoes and believing he was an iguana.
He ended up with the mystic Order of the Leaping Mountain Goat, where he finally learned peace, enlightenment, and how to eat a tin can whole. Olaf has appeared on "Lifestyles Of The Large & Bearded" and is busy working on a Combat Frisbee, although the neighbors insist that the idea will never fly.Įrik the Swift's experiences in outer space left him bored with village life. Both of his daughters now attend the Baleog School of Plunder- Olaf is especially proud of his eldest, Gerda, who has achieved the rank of Honorary Valkyrie AND can out eat her dad any day of the week. Instead, he returned sheepishly home to his family and devoted himself to instructing his children in the arts of swordsmanship, looting, thundering, and making decent goat cheese. He made it as far as the Land of the Noonish Sun before he turned back - not because the journey was too tough but because he couldn't find lasagna anywhere beyond the Mediterranean.
Olaf the Stout decided to pursue his dream of becoming a sumo wrestler and set off in search of the Land of the Rising Sun. Step Three: Crush.") He then went on a tour promoting his book Stalking The Wild Geat and its wildly successful sequel Just What IS A Geat, Anyway? He became famous throughout Scandinavia for a brilliant lecture course entitled Geat-Crushing In Three Easy Steps. Popular curriculum focusing on Pillaging, Plundering, and Setting Things On Fire. He formed Baleog's School of Plunder, with a It was then that Baleog realized his responsibility to pass on his skills to the next generation of Vikings.
Or nearly so - for after their wild extraterrestrial adventures, the three brothers found themselves discontented with their former calm Viking lives.ĭissatisfied with his job as senior polar bear wrangler, Baleog the Fierce auditioned for the Nordic Gladiators but stomped out in disgust when he was barred from bringing his own weaponry. It was some time before Olaf, Baleog, and Erik's egos deflated, but eventually life returned to normal in their and it's certainly not every day that three Viking warriors trounce their alien kidnapper and come swaggering home in triumph. It's not every day that three Viking warriors find themselves imprisoned aboard an alien spaceship.